i'm sitting downtown, laughing at drunk floosies with Nasty Nate and Farmer Willy, when out of no where some "tough" guys, 5 of them in a car, decide to drive by and talk shit, CONTINUALLY!
they did it at least 4 times, until we ran after their car and Nathan bitch slapped one of them with his hat and was amazed at how fast i ran for a big guy...but that's besides the point.
so we wait on the other side of the street, they come along IN A NEW CAR! still talking shit, they do it 3 more times, we chase, they speed down the road, continuing to talk shit...at the END of the road...
THEN, we catch them slipping, they are coming up a road, we are walking down, i get in the middle of the road, they are scared shitless, and stop, not knowing what to do. so im like, "What's up Guys?!?, See what all that shit talking gets you?" and the passenger has a stick like he's gonna whoop my ass with it. The driver decides to be a smart ass and act as if he can't hear me, so i go to open his door and he PEEEELLLLS out, hits a cobblestone road, loses control, almost hits some people, and SAAALLLLAAAAMMMS into a big ass green dumpster! Then the smart guy tries to leave, but is stuck...
They stayed there, while were half in shock, half laughing our asses off. Then people in the bar knock on the window and are laughing at them from inside. NONE of the guys would get out of the car. This just goes to show how far shit talking gets you. The cops come, and tell the kids "Tell me the truth, or your going to jail..." needless to say they almost pissed their pants and fess up to talking shit and looking for trouble. We needed not to press charges, Karma took care of them.
...Oh yeah, then we go to Lil' Cricket there is this drunk bitch who stumbles out of the bathroom asking for grape juice! she is GONE and stumbling around, the clerk at the store is having a ball laughing at her dumb ass. she said nathan had a small dick! haha.
THEN on Market Street, on our way back to King Street, there is the violinist man and some guy decides to start beat boxing by him...needless to say, every drunk guy who got kicked out of the bars thought they could rhyme. it was quite a night. and i was standing next to Cherelle going along with the free stylers, and i look and was like, "Ooh, some brown skin...Cherelle!!" haha. good to see my friend since Kindergarden. This was quite an eventful, and excellent night.
That's some funny shit
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